terrible decisions. terrible terrible terrible decisions.
who'd you have sex with.
he came within less than a minute of me blowing him. this was our second night hanging out in a row. for an almost 30 year old italian man, he is NOT living up to his country's reputation
dude there is absolutely no room for a slide in our room
oh awks just saw the head of medical staff who I punched the bottle of wine at
We had to leave the bar because you were trying to show the bartender your boobs for water.
I just looked at the guy in the car next to me and he was wearing a divers mask. We just nodded cause we both understood.
he may be homeless but his dick however is not... anymore.
We'll I told him I wanted to keep it PG last night, but then later I asked him to take his pants off. So i'm guessing it was my fault.
her dad gauges his nipple piercings.
My vagina bone hurts from grinding on that dude so hard.
My vag is like the Sahara
Ew that's gross.
The sad truth. Barren and empty.
Did we seriously just get into a fist fight over kit kats?
I heard from the downstairs bathroom "WHY CAN'T I WIPE MY ASS IN PEACE!" and a pisscrate of glass bottles breaking
I was out of weed and my vibrator broke, so I'm now at Red Lobster.
I moved to this city Tuesday and got laid Saturday. Still got it.
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