but i am gonna have to have sex w/ him again to get my earrings back
do you think the kids from 7th heaven are mad that dennis and sweet dee are their half-brother and sister?
You told them to let you give him stitches claiming you were a certified nurse because you've taken plant biology classes
She went home with him because he works at Jimmy John's and his car "smelled like meat"
3 a.m. laundry plus 100 proof peppermint schnapps does not turn out well. Not only is there a puddle of detergent outside the laundry room that I spilled, but my clothes were found in the dryer wit a box of Franzia and a 40. Good thing I was too drunk to turn it on.
I mean it was like cry my eyes out or masturbate in my moms bathroom.
I guess when I black out I feel that it's not inappropriate to grope my gf in front of her parents.... But hey at least I'm starting off 2013 single
We had half a pitcher of beer left and he asked us if we wanted a to-go cup. Fuck yeah we want it to-go.
It could happen. I haven't creeped the rest of the guest list yet.
Just creeped. Everyone is a passable 7. Orgy is a go!
I need five more minutes of sobbing.. AND THEN I will get back to studying
I'm making mistakes. Coming up with girl now
I hate me. That girl was hiiiiideous.
My body looks like ricotta cheese had a vacation
Is it fucked up to venmo someone for plan-b?
Well this guy just went into a detailed lecture about how rinos are developing into unicorns.. It's gonna be a good night.
you know you should be lucky to find the case to my dildo....that means no more random guys at the house!
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