we're blogging at a bar
I'll bet she douches with gravy.
Take xtc, wait 20 minutes and then take a shower. Trust me.
i take joy in having bigger boobs than others
Just met a guy who has been in college for 7 years and still classified as a junior. Then watched him shotgun 10 beers. Found my new hero
Woke up on the floor with my glow stick in one hand & dollar bills in the other. Good. Morning.
Wow, nothing is more special than changing the channel and seeing the guy who groped you on Saturday night...
Hey. I can't work your space dryer so I'm wearing your blanket home. I'll get my clothes later. Fun party!
just because the DWI class is located at the University does not make him a professor. I was duped, he is in no way, shape or form a professor!
You popped the Plan B pill then clapped twice, said "mischief managed" and headed tward the bar.
I apparently got up in the middle of the night after fucking him and started looking for you under piles of his clothing
Do you think they manscape in the zombie apocalypse?
I swear to god he thought my ass was a bag of wine last night.
We found him. He just came running out of the closet with a bruise on his face saying he has been fighting elves in Narnia for a year.
Don't come in. My door to my bathroom won't close because of the table and I'm pooping
Classy
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