Think the blond can even spell "shiksa"?
i may have used way too many innuedos last night. i scared him off. but really... how could i pass up "stimulus package" and "flacid economy." don't answer that.
I wish i could tell a story about guys I know without the phrase "and then I blew him." coming up.
woke up to 35 texts all saying im cheating on her
me and last nights hook up spent two hr. figuring out a reply we went with i love you..
last time I sleep in the lobby. woke up to some girl asking me what floor I lived on. somebody put me, couch included, on the elevator.
Just spent the last three hours in the library successfully refreshing facebook
Somehow I don't trust you in this state to talk to you about a colonoscopy
Think of it this way, instead of a puppy, we're getting a baby.
I am slightly proud of the fact his mom turns on the dryer located behind the spare bedroom EVERY time we visit!
He was my first. He knew. He knew right there I was wrapped around his penis.
Lesbians had sex in my bed last night. It's a thing of pride
I come from a long history of big boobed German, Swedish, and Irish women. And then there's me. Mother nature was like "Naaaaaaah."
My dad is blowing up my phone with pictures from the midget wrestling match.
You took your pants and underwear off as soon as we got to Melissa's and just walked around the entire time like it was completely normal. We even ate pizza together with your vagina exposed. You're my hero.
I have mastered the art of having sex on monkey bars.
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