For the record dan just proved he knows the first and last names of ALL the members of NSync. Jury is no longer out on his sexuality.
i just smoke outta the biggest bowl i've ever seen. the kid was totally compensating for a tiny weeenie.
so i'm sitting in his room drinking tequila from the bottle and watching harry potter. he's jacking off to some porn a couple feet away from me. at one point i look over and see that he's watching me instead of the porn. please help me figure out how warped it is that i found that romantic
Dude its barely eleven am and there is already a firetruck and ambulance at the shamrock...happy st paddys day
I just looked at all of our spring break pictures... there's a guy getting a blow job in the background of the ones on the beach.
It took my four years to get this degree, and 4 hours to lose it, My parents are not impressed.
yeah, it's no longer just 'day drinking' when it's 5pm and you're knocking over fruit displays at fresh market
Just sold this kid "Magic Furry Apples". He is way to high to figure out they are just peaches.
At least he's a nutritious stoner...
hey as creepy as this sounds i still have your eyelashes on my desk
Power hour was a bad idea. It turned into power 4 hours, then power puke. Then power sleep till 3.
Dude your not gonna get by security covered in blood wearing only a robe
Don't worry I'm drunk they won't say anything
Hickies on top of my hickies. I need a leash and/or a positive female role model
Listen to my proposal.... I feed you crackers while I fuck you ever so gently.
Wanna show up on a guy's doorstep and punch him in the balls for me? At least this one isn't a cop.
I'm eating cookie dough with a tongue depressor for lunch.
Randomize
