I just wiped my vajayjay with snow. Bad idea.
margarita wednesday is really going to dip into new year's eve thursday
I was wondering where I've seen this kid then I remembered I saw him doing lines of blow of his gf's leg while she was sleeping last week.
All I know is that if a letter starts with "I'm aware you jerked off in the bathroom last night," I don't want to finish reading it.
It involved homemade coconut rum, a waterfall, and street signs. I'll leave the rest to your capable imagination.
He told me he's not in to anal. I need to marry him, ASAP.
he needs a life. he was like frothing at the mouth to cockblock you
I have now added draft and wells specials that different bars have to my blackberry calendar.. Help me.
Now that there's no chance of him coming over to fuck anymore, I'm going to put up a one-person tent in my bedroom and live in it. My bed reminds me of him.
Um...celebrating is an understatement. You flashed the guy at the mexican restaurant and then screamed, "It's just my bikini, I swear!"
i would really love it if at least once per weekend i did not wake up to you half naked passed out on the floor
Hows the party lookin?
At a live sex show right now. Not sure about the employee party
Thanks for setting a pic of your balls as my desktop background. You'll find you're cc'ed on the mass email of it.
I just sat on the floor of my shower for 20 minutes to punish myself for drunk me's decisions.
Howd it go?
Well we had the "no we're not fucking on the porch" conversation but then we totally fucked on the porch. So I'd say alright.
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