1:57 a.m. Where did you go???
1:58 a.m. What are you doing? I want to go home with you, why aren't you responding?
2:11 a.m. Heading back to your place now, will you let me in?
you need to know that there is a kid here wearing an i mosh for Jesus shirt
Worst hangover of my career vs the return of the blue balls. Will keep updated
Well, he sent me "techno kitty adventure" about 10 minutes ago. So, he could be anywhere.
Why don't we skip the roadtrip entirely, save us the trip, and go straight to jail?
We couldn't find him for like 4 hours. Turns out he was sitting under a tree and had thrown his phone in a lake because he couldn't figure out how to unlock it. Freshmen.
We broke into the space center. If i go to jail I wanted to tell you, you have a fantastic dick. Use it wisely.
Just traded the drive-through guy at BK a Dos Equis for a Hershey pie before noon... win?
Right but I don't wanna waste the whole weekend not having sex when we could be having sex
I wish i could just live off of margaritas and good sex.
Fell asleep naked on the recliner spooning with my organic chemistry book. The fact that I made it through four years of college is proof that the education system is fucked.
I know it's just really hard to give up sex and cigs during a blizzard
I lost all interest the day she banged that guy in the Amazon parking lot. That's a special kinda whore.
That's right. I just LL Cool J'ed you up in this bitch. Zero fucks.
Thanks for making me a drunk burrito last night and cutting it into bite size pieces, I always knew you were a keeper.
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