Saw 2 former students outside gas station. gave me money to buy 2 12 packs, asked if I wanted to go to their party.
I told them I had a gf and took one of the 12 packs. Come over.
Texas should really raise its teaching standards.
this girl is running around outside screaming, it's creaming on me! it's creaming on me. I totally have to find my video camera
what ever happened to devon sawa?
fuck...who knows?
i'm really worried about him.
You should have been there to see the look on her face when I told her that my dog gives better head than her. It was a beautiful symphony of shock, anger, and disbelief.
Just bought lingerie with the intention of wearing it as a shirt. It's going to be that kind of weekend.
All his texts have the signature of a date with a smile. I asked him what it means. IT'S THE DAY HE QUIT DOING DRUGS
He just "revenge puked" on her kid. I think we'll be leaving soon.
EARTHQUAKE STATUS DRINKING GAME
Well, I found my bra. It's in my glove compartment with a half-eaten Snickers bar and a Jesus bookmark.
His personality is sparkling but nothing beats his ass
BTW, you ever shave a dick into my dog, I'll cut you. I'll laugh first, but then I'll cut you
She wouldnt stop trying to stick her finger in my ass. I wish she wasnt so hot
Better safe and shitfaced than hungover and in need of another surgery.
my suitemate came in my room last night and flashed me. and then she just walked away. deff transferred to the right school
then he said the sex was mediocre and that it was because of me. and that we could try again tomorrow.
it was 100% mediocre because of him, and we will 100% not be trying again tomorrow.
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