No, I'm a firm believer in "Swallow or it isn't love."
I saw his dick soo much last night when I saw him this morning all I saw was penis where his face should be
my mouth smells like i just ate out a crab.
You kept referring to your penis as "this guy."
you kept saying "no santa, im not having sex with you. it's not your holiday".
He told her, Don't talk. Just sit there so I can imagine that you have the kind of personality I wish you had.
I STRONGLY considered not bringing that guy home with me last night simply because I'd JUST changed my sheets that morning.
Im tired as fuck but i cant leave him here like this i gave him the acid and i feel the responsibillity to put his mind back together its fun im an architect about to about to construct a whole new belief and moral system inside this soul. Talk about the best psychothearpy
So im guessing you dont remember the walk home, where you layed down in the alley and began to sing "threes company too" and when i told you to get up you had the nerve to tell me i was to drunk.
I've got to admit, I'm a little hesitant about giving him road head. I've seen how he drives and I've seen how he acts when I give him head. A small part of me is saying this is going to end badly.
Wanna get really high and go on a Valentine's Day Sexathon cause we're both single or would that be weird?
i convinced him to be a french maid for halloween. he has no idea what he's in for. i just ordered the breast forms.
I think I've been there, but who knows? I drink a lot
Looks like it rained condoms in my room last night
I'M NOT EVEN STOPPING FOR WINE SO I CAN GET TO THAT DICK QUICKER.
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