last night i got mauled by 2 gay men who were trying to make each other jealous by making the other think they could swing back- you're going to love atl
I bet her clit looks like pig in a blanket.
he nicknamed his dick "too big to fail"
I can't remember where my feet are. All I can see are colors, and all I can feel is terror. The lollipop was a bad idea.
No. Cease was criminally insane from birthday shots, and not a lot of women want to go home from the bar with a guy who wants to "snuggle but keep it strictly professional".
Well just watched a guy puke in a trash can then proceed to pick pizza outta said trash can and eat it
After what I experienced at 6am this morning, all I can say is chew your noodles thoroughly.
I suppose what I've learned from this experience is that sometimes you just have to make out with a narcissistic baby daddy to make a clean getaway.
I'm the catering manager, it's not my job to stop 2 teenagers from fucking in the bathroom. I couldn't bring myself to stop that sort of young romance anyway, that's what I pay you people for
Strip Simon Says: DO IT
For the first time in my life, I still have money by the next payday. Who is this responsible person and what have they done with the real me?
I went out to dinner with the girls thinking I'd be home early. Instead I ended up in the Englishman's hotel room. Long Live The Queen.
We have sober sex! It's a real relationship.
I woke up with leftover chocolate syrup on my nipples. WTF happened last night??
Literally.... Guy kissing himself in mirror in this hotel elevator
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