Blonde 1 is sitting on the floor crying and blonde 2 is asleep with her face in the toilet. This isn't what I had in mind when they asked me back
Semen is not good for contacts.
I may be Daddy's little princess, but doesn't mean I can't be the blowjob queen.
But you've got to admit , for how blackout I was I look fucking unreal in those pictures
Day 1 of "Death of a Liver" weekend complete. It came with flashbacks of horrible mistakes I made due to alcohol. I'm excited for how Sunday is going to turn out.
Seriously, don't even. "Hi, have I seen you half naked covered in bright red body paint on the internet?" is NOT acceptable water-cooler chit-chat.
Aw.
How the fuck did I get back? Last thing I remember is being on some hot guy's shoulders yelling at girls shaking their asses
We'll talk about it later...
Yea not today, I ending up taking a shit behind a tree last night.
I tried to break it off with the married one. He offered to pay off my car.
The side bitch struggle is real.
I slept with a Brazillian Man, That's why I'm Watching The World Cup
No like I actually peed on the treadmill. As it was running
I'm constantly crying, and now I start crying every time I masturbate which is a fun development.
I swear he is my soulmate. He kept feeding me goldfish while we were fucking. Who wouldn't enjoy that while having sex.
Didn't think I'd be dancing with the Power Rangers but here I am
Yeah. Broke it off. Saw her cheating after she forgot to turn her zoom off. Ring=$$$. Not making that mistake-priceless
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