but i really can't criticize. i blacked out waaaaaay ahead of schedule.
i think i would be more confident if i were chinese.
what has two thumbs and is going to bang you boss on monday?
My cousin's dog just exhaled smoke. My job here is done.
fell asleep with the bong in the pool, weirdest tan line ever
i kinda regret how quickly i gave it up to him, but i just wanted the regular fucking to begin soon. ah we made good memories.
I kind of want you to get arrested just so I could frame an avatar mugshot.
I obviously couldn't but this on your fbook wall. I would get judge. I would willingly get tbagged by him. You can quote me on that.
My drug dealer is making me hot tea during the snowstorm...I'm a fan.
I wish my nipples were as well behaved as yours.
She told me the only rule was that I couldn't cum on her Batman blanket.
It's 2017. Get with the program. Also remind me never to get margaritas with you ever on Cinco de Mayo.
Ryan. I woke up. At the neighbors house. And by the neighbors. I mean the ones to the north. The ones that hate us. Please call me. I am so confused and you are gone
At the neighbors house?! Like in it or outside???
In it on the fucking couch. No idea how i got here.
Wow. I hope you were either doing that in your sleep or blacked out. You threw up then covered yourself in duct tape... i wish i got that on camera
My husband is waiting until son is napping and air humps as a seduction tactic. Pray for me.
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