...so i touched it.
My dad hugged me and said I love u. I'm glad I didn't pull out that night.
she was screaming in french about how classy it was to be drinking wine. oh... she was drinking it out of the bottle. with a beer in her other hand while throwing up.
I've had cake for breakfast the past 3 days. You tell me how bikini season is going.
throwing up in the shower isnt as glamorous as i expected
since when the fuck is that glamorous?
i hope someone procrastinates by putting up the pics up...
sarah said she can't even post all of hers due to facebook indecency rules
There r osticjed everywhere
If this party got busted it would be an improvement
whiskey
stop
tequila
you're fuckin up my ability to be a agrown up
rigging a system to keep my jello shots cold in class. important election day work.
I ate pizza in bed, sans pants, and then carved a pumpkin. FUNCTIONING ADULT MOTHERFUCKERS!
National tequila day this year falls on a Monday. I've never been more disappointed in my life.
You said you're gonna end your night with a six pack and awful erotica
She lured me back to her place with pizza and tits. I was totally helpless
Christ, I'm so hungover I pretty positive I sent Luna to school with salsa instead of jelly on her sandwich.
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