my bed looks and feels like i need to buy plan b.
With the way things had been going, I was never more excited for a person to cum
vodka and carrot juice, if im gonna drink i at least got my 8 servings of vegetable
he pulled a hernia and i had to get the morning after pill. you tell me how our valentines day went.
At least he's not married... I hate Halloween hookups
She tried to sit inside the drawer to my dresser and when it broke, she burst into tears calling herself fat. Too high to deal with this
we're like Indians of the 21st century. trading not for food and survival but personal gain and by trouble you mean getting daytime drunk and going to the roller ring then yes.
Bro, the freshmen are smoking in the park again, do you need ammo for ur paintball gun?
I just ate powdered extacy out of my wallet. I think I might have for a second of my reasonable life been on your level.
Jesus Christ that hit just spoke to so many levels of my soul. It's caressing them softly
This is the beginning of the end. Testicle Tuesdays and free ball Friday are going to scar people for life
Dude that picute of your balls will haunt my nightmares
Evidently I placed three booty calls at the same time...it was an ugly scene. I'm never getting that high again.
Crust to egg proportion prescribes to a pedantic form of quiche. It's like saying breakfast pizza isn't pizza at all.
Okay first of all fuck you and everything you stand for because Taco Bell is amazing.
I had a dream that I was smoking rasberries out of a bong. THEY WEREN'T EVEN DRIED...
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