he believed the zit on my nose was a piercing...until he tried to bite it. needless to say he didnt ask for my number
Girls don't like it when you cum inside them and then discuss baby names.
hahaha he is wasted in math class right now and is drawing all the planets in order from the sun
whispering "taste the rainbow" well having sex isn't my biggest turn on.
is he apposed to sex in general? or just porch sex?
He's currently rapping every word to 'more money more problems' at what could be a over 30s gay bar. I'm not sure yet. More info to come.
Well then. It seems like we have a Mexican standoff of genitals
I let him do a line off my nipple in exchange for his prescription pain pills. I feel like 3/4 Vegas stripper, 1/4 underbelly of society.
pretty sure tht was the guy who once went to the club dressed as waldo. he still looks weirdly fuckable.
We BOTH lost our virginities there. It's basically a landmark.
Also. After puking outside of the bar last night, some guy (who saw me puking) said I looked like Jennifer Lawrence, called me J Law, got my number and is now texting me. Who knew puking and rallying would do me any good
You grabbed my shirt and said, "hope you're not attached" and ripped it off before I could answer you.
Buying a new bed right now. My options are limited because I need to be able to be tied to it.
I wrote a list of things I enjoy doing. So far it says "get high and go to museums."
I offered to trade my cat for a bottle of tequila as long as it had a handle on it and realized I had a problem
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