Is it wierd that I kind of wish I could hang out with Melissa Joan Hart?
Let's face it. We both have sexy parts. Why not have them touch?!
it's like i need an invisible sign across my boobs that says "DOESN'T HAVE DADDY ISSUES" that only old men can see
she has her graduation year in her skype name, it's like a constant reminder that she's jail bait.
4 months of living in europe has taught me the art of making a drunken stumble look like a dance move
I have to stop drunkenly making out with guys just because they're tall or have a beard.
Your drinking has interfered with your drinking. I bet you could get a scholarship to a rehab. Thats pro-level
Time flies when you're blacked out in a lake
Last night's dream consisted of you, me, a sauce pan full of cocaine and light sabers. I almost cried when I woke up.
I don't know whether to laugh it off or be pissed at him..I got pulled over this morning leaving his place and the officer thought my hickeys were hand prints around my neck and asked if I needed to be escorted out of town.
I stopped him mid keg stand to show him how cute my bra was...
Maybe? I'm not shaving my pubes for a maybe type of night.
Why r u in my phone under "the last survivor"?
I'm licking blood from my knuckles and I still haven't found my car keys..are you in town tonight?
I don't think you understand I turned down McDonalds for you.
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