Sex don't cost a thang now that you can buy trojans with meal points.
To answer your question of whether I "went back," tits just informed me I was kicked out for falling off my barstool and passing out on the floor...
how do you clear previous safari searches on an iPhone? i asked my brother to google something for me and "big penis" "empire chinese food" and "reverse cowgirl" popped up.
Classy? Dude, she fucked 3 guys as part of a scavenger hunt
And?
i think blowjobs on the first date are perfectly acceptable. as long as you dont go dick to mouth.
You discussed the Arab/Israeli conflict with the guy behind the counter at the Kebab shop telling him you supported his people. He was clearly Asian.
I'm making a contract of things you're not allowed to put in my ass
You poured your drink on yourself and then said "it's not a party until I'm wet"
And then the lady sheeps would bring me the finest grass to eat cuz im the sheep king and id have sexy smooth sheep fur
All I remember from the concert was leaving in an RV full of middle aged people playing circle of death
You Just stopped dancing, looked at me and said "I'm gonna make it rain" Then shook the open box of crunch berries everywhere.
You should come by for the fire station blow job tour
he used the hotel microwave to cook the 16" pizza he bought at the walmart deli
He used a "food city great value" card to cut it
Sadly, she's the porn star that got away
Ok, not to minimize the significance of that beautiful anecdote from your childhood, but here's a video of my penis.
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