Youre a pretentious asshole and im not sure who you think you are. Get the hell over yourself and the self righteous culture snob image because its pretty obnoxious.
when i was 16 reading the aftercare instructions at the piercing place i wondered why they would ever think to warn me about getting semen in my bellybutton
then i met college
his roommates stood outside the locked door reading bible verses to us the whole time...
Exactly. All of us sinners go to hell and get nothing while all of the goody two shoes get to go to heaven where its all pink floyd, lasers, and pot.
He literally had no idea who I was, so he made me turn around 360 degrees and when he saw my ass, he blurted out my first AND last name.
She had her laptop open and there was microsoft word opend and all was written was "no italianoo"
Attempting to teach the cat how to shake. I need a job.
I want an alcoholic time machine so we could skip to new years eve
WHY AREWNT YOU HERE SO MUCH FUN STUFF DO IT GET IN CAR NOW caps lock
It's a special occasion. Hence the 151.
I have got to stop taking so many uppers and downers simultaneously. My life is a Dali painting.
How do I tell my hairdresser I want a hair style I saw in a porn video?
I'm gonna guess ur still high cus last night at like 3am my pillows were morphing into cats and I kept trying to pet them
Have you heard yourself have sex?
I'm not THAT loud...
My neighbors filed a noise complaint.
I was watchin a porno and I sware I saw that dude at the bar at applebees the other night
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