peeing in bathroom at penn station and the homeless man next to me is combing his beard with a fork...god I love new york
DAMN! I hate it when i drunkenly erase all my "sent message" and wake up in the morning and my inbox is full of "WTF?" and "Huh?" messages.
Hm. I declare blue a flavor.
Then she cat effected the picture of my dick I sent her the other night. I'm in love.
I mean thanks for the bj but i wanna forget everything that happened last night between 11 and 5
WHAT THE FUCK JASON, WHY IS THERE A FREE BLOW JOBS BY LISA SIGN IN MY FRONT LAWN WITH MY PHONE NUMBER ON IT?! PEOPLE ARE PULLING INTO MY DRIVEWAY!
What exactly do I say to a random stoner hookup to thank him for ending my dry spell? Is it awkward to just say "Thanks for that. It was well needed."
I am on my usual post-jerkoff high of eternal happiness. Like I could punch a fucking tiger.
Today is National Blunt Day in the Great State of Me. Come ovah
I CALLED IT A FRIENDSHIP. NOT A I WANT YOUR MAN PARTS IN MY LADY PARTS-SHIP.
Nothing like sunday church bells to aid your walk to the pharmacy to get plan b
Fuck the library it's too quiet and makes me uneasy. I feel like I'm so isolated I should take off my pants or something
enjoying your night?
do dogs like to salsa?
I dont know if that answers my question or not
i havent showered for 4 days and i just made my dog smell my arm pit. also, im stoned.
Omg I just smoked and it was the end so I basically got resin and death, my throat feels like the twilight vampire description of their thirst for blood
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