did it hurt when the cum got in your eye
not so much hurt, more like a stinging sinsation like mouthwash
I need to stop coming to work sober
Going to a jewelry store high is not a good idea. I look like mr.t's wife.
The maintenance guy at work just asked me out for a drink. For once, I proudly said that I was 20.
Sorry I didn't pick up for your booty call. I usually am asleep at 4:00 on Thursdays. Like a normal person.
Just so everyone's clear, it was already on fire when I got there.
i was staring at her drunk thinking "shes at least a four"
For gods sake, I only took one. With two nyquils. What a happy world its been today. Fulfill your obligations and then its marvelouso.
I wonder what acid is like for a blind person... Can we find this out?
Guys with integrity exist just to rain on my slut parade.
I just learned my tits were fire resistant. I should join the freakin circus
Doug will be the one to get my vagina. I don't know when or how but I'm now declaring that it is his. And he better not disappoint.
Bring me your tired, your weary, your buffalo chicken dip
If by fun you mean, did I meet her cousin for the.first time and bang him, then yes it was a productive evening.
Yes we can sext. I'm taking my socks off.
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