I'm sorry that you just had your first misguided homo experience
What part of "waking up in the crawl space of my house with a raccoon" sounds like a good night to you?
Hello rock bottom. My name is Jared. Nice to meet you.
which gay bar do you need a ride home from?
if three guys were standing in front of you and they differed only in the hairiness of the groin who would you choose: smooth as a baby's bottom, the grass lands or the amazon jungle?
i think you're getting too neurotic about why she won't touch you.
Skanksgiving break is awesome already... pilgrim and indian roleplay tonight.
Is there a zoo near here? I need to see some penguins like right now..
I am not bailing you of of jail
Do you think flip cup during wine tasting is a bad idea? They're perfect flipping cups...
She called me her ex's name in a supermarket. How boring am I that she livens up shopping by thinking of another guy?
I just had a flash of me drinking straight vodka out of a condom...
We where late for the party because we spent the last hour staring at a towl becase we thought it was a raccoon
That's like doing a cinnamon challenge in my vag - but more painful.
Okay who let me pass out in a recliner cuddling a pitbull and a cardboard cutout of Orlando Bloom
I want the address of the individual responsible for strawbeeritas. I want to send them gift basket.
I threw up in a wendys bag in her car. when i went to throw it out the window it exploded all over me. No I don't think there will be a second date.
YOLO is a great motto until you end up with Chlamydia
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