You should dream of me :)
I'm going to dream of single life.
You can't motorboat a personality
Your parents are going to be so confused in the morning
More like pissed. but ill be sure to explain my pathological fear of terrorists hiding in the bathtub
I wish i could be there for it
So yes it WAS her period, NOT a nose bleed.
It was literally the size of a half eaten tic tac.
New Years Resolution for 2011 : QUALITY cock. Not quantity.
The gay bar tender told me I looked like Prince William. And that I needed my balls licked.
I found out why they kept calling her "CD". It was short for "Crab Dip". You're fucked.
There were gay boys and a jukebox. It was like god wanted me to.
holy shit thats the most artistic dick pic ever
How is it that I've hooked up with not one but two guys in the children's section of a bookstore tonight?
Sorry about the picture of wills balls via snapchat last night btw
I was his one phone call from jail and I hung up on him. He's fine though were gonna go to a party now.
My Sexting was not on an AP level
It's officially "let him eat me out in a sundress with no panties" season. Needless to say the first date was a success.
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