Random 1st period thought: do you think she could put "had a threesome" on her resume?
he took his pants off right in front of me then just stood there so i went for his boxers and he said he was waiting till marriage
this is the 21st century. you drunk fuck him and then go on a date.
Yes, yes she is. This will teach her not to pull her vibrator out and harass people with it at parties.
You have to wear the princess leia gold bikini every Sunday
we went 3 years between hookups and she got a lot better. Amanda's moving way up the booty call pecking order.
He was having a "party in the princess castle." At what point do I blindfold him and take him to AA?
I found a bag of weed while packing. Now packing is like creating tiny universes inside of boxes.
The light burnt out and he thinks the power is out in the whole house. He is cooking a hog dog over two candles. I'm gonna see if he'll make me one
No, seriously, I've slept with 3 guys this month.
It's ok, February is a short month
Definitely but only if you hit on the 16 year old in the karate class as part of your waffle and gin fueled sexually deprived rage.
you threw me on the ground pryed my purse out of my hands screaming " I JUST WANNA HOLD IT A LITTLE BIT". later i found you putting on my lip gloss.
she wanted me to tie her up with my playstation charger cord. i kept on hoping she wasn't a squirter. those cords r expensive. could have def been a Sony commercial tho
Alcohol and IMDB don't always mix with 100% accuracy
She was drunk running in the middle of the street when a cop saw her,picked her up and dropped her off at her house. This really doesn't surprise me.
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