at some point to night u and I have a 'meeting' too...(1-737): I hope so
I just saw a hobo shake a payphone until it spat out a bunch of quarters. what a champ.
If Rob Pattinson gets another fucking MTV award, I'm going to vomit.
yea and when she crawled to her room she yelled at a bookbag to "get the fuck out my way"
I just made a milkshake without a blender... thats determination
Out of ice. Vodka+club soda+cut up lime popscicle=I'm an alcoholic genius.
You were doing downward dog and puking off my deck at the same time.
I thought of you while cleaning the forehead prints off my glass doors.
Just ran four miles to popeye's. And back. Dedication.
I paid your cover too so you're on the list as tits mcgee. You're welcome :D
Beautiful fucking linguistics Shakespeare, but youre still not doing that to my face
I feel like death crawled up inside me and died. That sick
If you could get me there thatd be perfect. I doubt there's extradition on the moon.
These random guys found me. They told me not to wander in the woods and i remember saying 'am i fucking Bambi?! I'm not gonna walk into woods!' then i threw up.
I just sharted for the first time in my life. Age 33. Lying in bed. Sober. 2021 is off to a great start!
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