Question: does he have any sense of self image? He looks slightly like he crawled out of the Euphrates after living as a fish for 20 years
I just saw a homeless man dressed as a pirate. I love san francisco.
Whoa! I think of you when I eat cottage cheese.
she's like bobby knight all she does is scream and point
Literally just spent 45 minutes converting my paintball gun to shoot condoms....
I made weed fried chicken. What have you done today?
she was passed out on the moving sidewalks in the airport, we NEED to travel more often
I cannot tell if the couch is cold or I spilled beer. THAT kind of night.
I saw a picture of my dad holding my legs in a kegstand. Town festival=success.
Sometimes you've gotta crawl to stay concious
I yelled out "blow jobs!" in my macroeconomics class. Ask me more about how my life is spiraling out of control.
He just walked in on me naked with a beer in my hand eating a calzone in bed. If he wasn't in love with me before...
She was riding me and giving me score updates to the basketball game at the same time..... Shes a keeper
Met the hot new neighbor. She's into country music and giving really good bjs. Latter made up for the former.
Put my boyfriend in a chastity cage while he was passed out last night. Now I control his orgasms.
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