I like it. Barfy the gin-flavoured Assman
your youtube search consisted of "food slideshow" and "the angry beavers"
heey were did you guys go? last time i remember seeing you i was throwing up in the fountain
Question. Will thrown up fruit loops go down the shower drain?
I think we can all look back on last night and categorize it under, " reason why Cory can't be left at the bar by himself"
I want to be done crawling through windows but the sex is too good to stop...but I'm running out of excuses for where the bruises on my legs are coming from.
Everyone is sleeping and i'm sittin here in my iron man mask, watchin chelsea lately and tryin to figure out how to smoke through it.
He kept making me pretend I was his personal trainer. When I swallowed his cum he made me pretend I was drinking a protein shake. Thats actually what it tasted like.
He played the same pre-sex songs as his brother...
Secondly, that waffle is lost for good. I have no fucking idea where that bitch is
the cops accepted 42 wallaby way Sydney. and the cops, and cab driver accepted the new address. please tell the win i am experiencing
I took a sleeping pill while he was in the bathroom. Time for a game of how long can we bang before I fall asleep.
You are both horrible and amazing
He's not drinking on his 21st. Shooting vodka infused Nerf bullets at him would just make a mess and I don't want to be a creep and spike anything... I don't understand awkward boys
Leaving Denver airport I just saw a group of young Republicans in matching green T-shirts that said "4/20 Baby!"
In case you're wondering... Yes walmart will judge you for buying vodka and pickles at 645am.
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