We're facebook friends in real life
pwbgyin
what?
penguin condom
He played with my vagina like it was a turntable
well, someone with very low standards is getting their dick sucked
Once again there IS no outside bathroom. Never has been, that is the balcony
better to have posed nude and lost than to never have posed nude at all...thats what i always say
Taking shots out of pine wood derby trophiesssssss. best idea ever.
I got to find out the airplane alcohol limit, and somehow I made it through the flight.
Ok so I could say "im sorry"...but instead ill just say "unsupervised...jager...military guys...green school bus called the juice box...and HUGE dick"
if you really don't think our country's going to shit think of this. Exactly one year from now I will either be in law school or teaching young, impressionable kids, maybe even yours. Try to sleep after that.
I tried to make friends with the geese living behind Hughes. They didn't really like that idea.
Are you high?
It's a given that you're going to get peed on at a country concert
I gave you keys to my house and drugs. This must mean we're in a relationship.
I got a charlie horse in my ass while masturbating. We are never been going to that boot camp again.
I'm not sure what happened. There's a frozen waffle in the floor and he's walking around with a curtain rod and making planes out of bread slices...
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