so apparently i worked out for over an hour last night. drinking is the only way i will ever get anything done
The only bad thing about this relationship... my forearm strength is dwindling
we were sitting in the bathtub when she came in with her grandpas cane adn beat us until lindsay passed out
I can't even tell you how many rave sticks I tore apart with my teeth last night.
I feel like I got hit by a bus. A head on collision with my vag.
Am I really that girl who walks around half naked wearing a cowboy hat begging for liquor at some random guys house
You gotta pick a side. My suggestion: side with tits.
I like using largw condoms because they are more comfortable but also I feel bad because it's like false advertisement
He's easy on the eyes, light on his feet, and rough in bed...what more could a girl ask for in a rebound?
You kept chewing on the empty milk carton and saying "kitty" over and over again. It was an interesting night.
I dunno, there's just something so\ncomforting about having his penis in my mouth.
On another note I am sitting in my bed naked, buzzed, and working on a notecard for my 8:00am test tomorrow. I think I need to make better choices.
Helped a guy at work today that did nothing but stare at my chest....safe to say the Girls were looking G.O.O.D. today.
All because of that GODDAMNED MIKE PENCE.
Have you ever had a pregnancy test laugh at you?
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