I'm going to rape someone's good day.
I convinced her san diego was a state. all the proof I needed was saying, why do they call it san diego state university?
Dude, you posted a cap of a porn to survey if it looked like me. That's pretty certifiably creepy.
I'm playing with the baby I just found in your kitchen
first off, his name is dougie. strike one.
Yes, you did come over last night. You also tried to give my dog a blowjob. You got rejected.
I saved him as teletubby in my phone....that can't be a good sign. I'm not answering.
I cannot believe he got soft mid fuck. I just hope he bought that horrible impression you did of my dad. I love you though, you came in clutch tonight.
It was the least I could do after throwing up in your purse.
My neck kind of hurts. I think from sleeping on the concrete.
I hate vagina strikes, but I must not stray from my path. My boyfriend will know the true meaning of blue balls.
my life is turning into trapped in the closet at way too fast a speed for me to feel comfortable.
He and I tag each other in memes all day. You could say it's getting pretty serious.
As she came, she moaned Roll Tide. I kid you not.
i passed out in front of ihop...for the second night in a row. i think i need to reevaluate my life choices
he told me I was hypnotizing him with my mouth so I guess I do give good head
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