Did you just throw up mid-sentence?
I bet there is no greater pleasure in life than pistol whipping people.
Anal.
The worst part is I think my tongue cut his penis and now he wont talk to me.
When he went down on me, I saw his bald spot... It completely ruined the experience
Do Not. I repeat. DO NOT DRINK WHISKEY TO COPE. You will end up in jail. LEARN FROM THE PRO
It's fine...I've done worse things to better people.
Obviously he considers you not fucking him as fucking up. Thus making him fuck up. Based on this I believe he should be disqualified from the race to your vagina.
I'm not judging you. Just know that you could be Queen of The World. Instead you're 5:28 p.m ponging. I hope you're at least winning
Is it socially acceptable to break up with someone over snapchat?
Hah I guess I sent that to like ten people, along with another one of me sitting in a bath tub eating an ice cream sandwich.
I think girls have an advantage in chugging contests. We know how to just open our throats.
I love getting kicked out of places. Its like winning a little league game
pesky things like morals, self-preservation and cowardice are not needed. overkill is nothing but a word. there will be blood.
After she got off the phone with her mom she sprinted down the block screaming "I'M SO GOOD AT BEING A HUMAN!!!!!!!!!!!!!"
There's a lady rapping at me about making healthy food choices. She lives in a refrigerator. This is not okay with me
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