You'll put your fingers inside me but you won't be my FB friend?
awww and there was just a proposal on stage with the pussycat dolls !!!!!
Did someone propose they get off the stage?
There's an old bald Japanese dude on the metra next to me. He's drinking MGD on a crowded train, and rocking out way too hard to what may be the same Dallas Green song I'm listening to. Life is sweet.
Just watched my manager erase "we've been 2 days wo an accident" and change it to "0" these ppl are too high.
i just discovered a movie that charlize theron is a sex addict. i think my prayers have been answered
She recited Pi throughout ever orgasm she had....she said it was a game she likes to play...how far she gets is how she judges her lovers...I am oddly turned on by this...
Dear vodka that I hid in a water bottle in the backseat of Blairs car, I'm sorry that she gave you away to a man on side of the road with an over heated engine. I'm sure the car doesn't appreciate you as much as I would have.
They don't exactly give out small business loans to start-up dealers
he will always be the guy i fucked in the hallway.
Ever have a day where u just waNna wake up get a blow job eat food and chill I just want today to be that day
I told them I got hit by a car again and now im pretty sure they think im being abused but there was no way in hell the truth was going to fly. Employed people aren't supposed to break their faces in piggy back ride accidents.
How do u even exfoliate your vagina
I think it's getting serious, we started a jigsaw puzzle together.
if by making eggnog you mean drinking all the spiced rum, then yes, she's making eggnog
Fuck him. He can bang that skeezer all he wants. Fuck her lawyerness I’m a YouTube star
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