I have the worst wedgie. Seriously. Its horible. And there are people everywhere around me.
Slide your hand down the back of your pants and shift to the side slowly
...are you coming on to me?
he was fingering me to the beat of a lady gaga song. new high? new low? i don know, but i came, so whatever.
I don't know what's more sad: The fact that he fingered the side of my leg, or the fact that the side of my leg feels like a vagina.
Forget abc fam drinking games. Take a shot everytime Tyra says I and you'll be dead by the first commercial
Same, I didn't even get to be tarzan this summer
I just noticed that when I sneeze...my nipples get hard.
im never drinking wine from a person in a wet suit and goggles ever again.
I hope you enjoy this collage I made of you and me getting fucked up together
GET OVER HERE. HOTTIE ALERT
^^^This is why you should have charged your phone prior to going out.
Took "drink until he's cute" to a whole new level last night...
Ohh man. That was a snatch-waxer with a score to settle.
You throw up behind 1 mannequin and it's world war 3 in forever 21
There's a burrito next to my bed. Did you buy it for me or is the Chipotle fairy real? And why am I naked?
Like what? And no, shrooms cannot be party favors.
For someone I see at the bar by herself all the time... I should have know she had a tazer.
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