I want to make a zoo with you.
my nick name has gotton too long over the years..C.T.P.S.G.F.P.G.......cock tease private school groupie frat party groupie.
I have not carelessly put myself in herpes way since I got a clean bill of health tyvm.
Omg. I wanna lecture the drug dealer about how highschool should not be his glory days.
Eating a chocolate bar and crying over a cobweb. Life is beautiful and I love shrooms.
I don't know if I'm feeling really nervous right now or just extremely horny.
Yea I almost drowned giving a BJ in the shower once
It might be whiskey, but I view Marge and Homer Simpson as something to strive for
I just tinder matched with a blue angels pilot. I need to make out with him. For America.
IM TRYING TO SAY GOODNIGHT STOP FOR LIKE FIVE SECONDS WITH THE DICK SUCKING
I'm sorry I tried to stab you. I just really wanted those mozerella sticks.
I got home at 1 am on a weeknight with lube in my hair. I'd say it was a successful first date.
I JUST FARTED SO LOUD AND HARD I IMMEDIATELY TASTED IT
i’n just gonna forge ahead, gag reflex be DAMNED.
We got stoned and watched Disney movies all night. I think I'm in love.
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