We have nothing in common but the sex rocks, would it be awful to develop a drug habit just to have a topic of conversation?
If the EMT's ask later... I had 5 hour energy for breakfast and Four Loko for dinner... It might be important for them to know that
sooo what's the appropriate music to listen to after you find out the dude you been fucking, is legit married with kids...what genre is that?
theres chocolate ground into my couch, nerds candy all over the floor and cocaine on every surface. great memorial day weekend and yours?
YOUR BALLS CAME OUT. DONT CALL ME A SHITSHOW.
Can't a white girl just get drunk on a Sunday night and eat rice crispy treats. SHIT
these are times I'm glad I'm Jewish because the Torah is just like "drink, eat, and fuck"
I'm so annoyed. We're about to buy groceries for the week and at this point I'm hoping to sustain myself on pure alcohol.
No, dude...I agree it's great in theory but I promise you that 80 drunk 21 year old sorority girls together in one room for formal is one of the worst drama filled ideas ever. Ever.
Babe, holding my hair while i blow you doesn't count as being romantic
I did what i always do when i miss him; masturbate and watch Bridges of Madison County.
I’m sorry I got high and yelled about the patriarchy.
Joke’s on you. I got to talk to a furry about why nukes are bad and why musicals are good.
i read his ps3 instant messaging thing... he's meeting a guy to have sex. i think your boyfriend's gay
There’s a child, alone, sitting on a picnic table out there, making bird noises
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