bad idea #53- masterbating while on period.
you googled " I want to buy a live ostrich". I'd say you were pretty wasted.
I want to fuck you on the side of the bed tonight.
babe, don't say it like that!
I'm sorry, I want to penetrate you on the edge of our sleeping quarters this evening.
you know you go to a catholic school when you are rollin a joint with matthew 14:1-12
you just kept swimming in circles and whenever someone would try and coax you out you would scream "i CANNOT drown, my brother is the supervisor of a water park!!
Gees I domt know what your deal was. You kept looking at Nick and shaking your head frantically and doing a weird motion with your hands
Tgat was the small dick alert
It took too long for people to come up with things in "never have i ever" so we had to change it to "Don't judge me but.."
If you're in the liquor store 5 minutes before close, and you have to ask the cashier for a coin to flip to make a life decision because "vodka takes you to a bad place," you need to reevaluate your life.
I fill condoms, not promises.
COME HERE WE MELTED A CORONA BOTTLE WITH FIREWORKS
Someone came in the potted fern
I just want to braid flowers into his hair and steal all of his pills.
You've discovered your super power: Your Vagina
I was pretty pissed in the morning when I realized he had fucked the fake tattoo right off my chest.
This is what I get for listening to Christians.
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