I didn't notice until this morning that he had a six inch RAT TAIL...
I think I might stay on campus instead of going home for thanksgiving and see how many townies I can hook up with and no one will be around to judge
What's the rule on cocaine before dinner?
Its 11 o'clock somewhere
Her face just looks like a massive mistake. That's the only legitimate description I can say about it
I still don't know why you took that job... it sounds miserable
not having any beer money sounds even more miserable
I'd say it's a shame and a disservice to the world that we can't stay drunken shitshows to infinity
Did you pour a hundred fucking pounds of sand in my car last night?
lol... you weighed it?
I was trying to be quiet until started to feel like my cock was being dipped in a rainbow and then I stopped caring temporarily
Made up a full house drinking game
On my way.
Lesson: Never rollerskate with a 40 in your hand unless you have a destination.
I mean if you can't appreciate a good looking dick then just get out.
I refuse to answer that question on the grounds that it may incriminate me
Underoos and an IDGAF attitude: all you need to successfully win at life
(Underoos optional)
I was thrusting to the beat of Felix Navidad..
It's obvious you're hotter. You've been doing a married guy for almost 2 years.
Randomize
