i'm lost and i look like a hooker
and i looked up. we had an audience...
just chased whiskey with a pickle. i definitely recommend it
i hate this class. from the way they're all staring you would think they've never seen a girl in basketball shorts, heels and sunglasses.
an off duty cop drove behind me last night to make sure i didnt get a dui. i was blacked out drunk and on a pill of ecstacy. he knew this. i must be really pretty.
EARTHQUAKE STATUS DRINKING GAME
Also, we accidentally donated a bong to goodwill
He walked into the pizza shop... Pulled the fire alarm.. And proceeded to dance to it...
Haha. Last winter I went through this phase where id go to the bars with my own giant goblet and demand to be served white wine and red bull hah
I thanked him for the booty call offer but told him I'd rather just do it myself
And your boyfriend doesn't mind you constantly taking pictures of his dick just to freak out your brother?
its more like he's accepted that he can't stop me
Dude, I work in two hours. Unless you can find Chris Hemsworth and convince him to have a three-way with us, I'm not getting out of bed.
You know it's a good night when the word slut is imprinted on your ass and your hands smell like lube.
Shut up. You had me at killer robots. Your place or mine?
enjoying your night?
do dogs like to salsa?
I dont know if that answers my question or not
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