ron's 8" boning knife is for sale. oh and it comes with a flavor injector.
High?
hahahahaha turkey breast
Weirdest conversation with my dad. He just told me he didn't shave his pubes.
you made wolf sounds and yelled "team me" the entire movie
i literally would have sex with every single person on this girls wall, but not her
obviously he has no clue about college dating. it goes drunken sex then the 1st date
I take that as "no I'm not driving you to the bar in a blizzard"
As i was blowing him Silent Night came on his iTunes. I said "it isn't christmas" and he moans "yeah it is."
i'm going to invent a mini fridge that can hang from faucets so i don't have to get out of the bathtub anymore for a cold beer. its a million dollar idea
the bruise you left on my ass looks like africa. the other just looks like a hand.
Yes stubble LOOKS hot but factor in his shitty bj skills and I might as well have jacked off with apricot scrub
we had break-up sex in a port-a-potty. how do you think it went?!
It was a shot marathon. It only ended because we werent drinking in our house apparently we walked into the nieghbors. When they got home thy were soooooo pissed.
She's chasing her own tail and is afraid of her own feet. My stoner cat, ladies and gentlemen.
It was a simpler time. With fewer STDs.
I got snowed in at my parent's. everyone's asleep so I'm smoking a joint in my old room and watching Tarzan on a 12" tv.
They must be so glad to have you home...
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