He yelled GOOOOAAAALLL when he came.
he accidentally used the toothbrush i use to induce my bulemia...i feel like this is something he shouldnt find out...
Sundays have taken on a whole new meaning when I'm not in bed with an excruciating hangover.
Wow. He pulled out his dick and I swear I heard a thud from it hitting the floor.
you wore rainboots all night because you said the forecast called for wine spillage
yeah i didn't know anyone, but i just walked in with a lit sparkler and wearing a budweiser shirt and someone handed me a beer.
A Bum and I jusst hugged. its not even 8 pm.
Okay. So my choices are the sleeping Guy who looks about twelve and a man that looks like he was the original sandman. Im gonna need a beer for this......
The alcohol just runs so smoothly thru my veins.
One guy got his nose broke and was playing with it. Then another guy was playing beer pong off his horse.
Remember that girl that we found passed out in the dorm study room under a pile of money and jimmy johns wrappers? She's standing right on front of me.
I never actually go in the club. I get in line, hit on a chick, and convince her to come drink all she wants for free at my house.
She came 4 times, called me a god, then made me breakfast. I don't think she is ever going to leave
can you come here so we can have really loud sex? the girl upstairs walks so loud i want her to know how it feels
of course
my night went from a boring school play to hotboxing a car with 3 criminals
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