dude, you're never picky with who you hook up with, have a little dignity
nah man, chicks are like pokemon, gotta catch \'em all
U Should have said " it's ok baby most girls Sh*t when I do that.
I asked what she wanted from Hawaii. She said a baby like Aaden from JK 8.
where am I supposed to find one of those?
Maybe you should have studied instead of worrying about who is going to have sex with you
had to split buying plan b over two cards. I will no longer challenge people to get on my level
The cops knocked on our door just to ask us if we were really having a no-pants party.
Hey. There is naked girl with "plz don't touch her. She just turned 21" sharpied on her chest. What happened last night?
Too many penises have met your hands. Stop or die.
I sent two dick pics to a wrong number and one was in .gif format so it was helicoptering all over the place. I single handedly ruined a child's life.
He told me to prepare for his "Jurassic cock" and I had to leave the room from laughing.
I'm more of a "get high and take a bath" kinda guy.
I have nice boobs. Don't wanna deprive anyone of the experience.
You're a saint.
I hooked up with the sexiest couple in the LAX BATHROOM IN THE CHANGING FAMILY ROOM HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAA
some guy had a sword and everyones crying..it turned bad..fast.
And on the way out from Applebee's he tried to take the basket of toothpicks claiming he was using them as a tax write off. Last time I babysit my dad on thirsty Thursday.
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