i was looking up hair salons in ithaca for the wedding and one is a hair salon/ sake bar! you can have sake or champagne while you get your hair done!
question, how would one sake-bomb while getting hair done without getting a horrible haircut?
Watching this movie and saying "drink every time you see an animal" was a bad idea...circle of life...holy crap
i stopped calling them hangovers and started calling mornings a long time ago.
He sat on a barstool and did the robot for 3 hours - I'm pretty sure he enjoyed himself.
Thank God I did Vegas bombs with those cops at their Christmas party. We should so be in jail.
...he tried to burn down someone's house once. ABORT ABORT ABORT
This hot topless Jamaican just ran down the st with me on his back and He was screaming "I be stealing yo white ladies."
I don't know if i should be jealous or worried... or question where you are.
He looked like he was trying to woo a lady version of himself by playing goblin music on his guitar.
I just had to break into my old house and steal my sex tape. Good times. How have you been?
Has anyone ever blacked out at an art show your dad brought you to?
The sex definitely would have been a perk. But not sitting in a ditch was what I was going for...
why did i wake up in the bathroom?
we had to stay with you a while until we convinced you it wasn't safe to wash your face, then you fell asleep with your foot in the toilet.
Don't forget my pants whenever you come over, otherwise we can't get in.
I just got a rock from a customer. Weirdest. Tip. Ever.
Vulcans are sexy now IT HAS BEEN WAY TOO LONG SINCE I'VE GOTTEN LAID
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