just got 3 freshman girls to makeout with each other at a toga party! score!
why is this not a picture message?!?!
Do you know who the random guy who just walked in to kiss me goodnight is?
Im sleeping in your bed. Sorry for the sand and the noise and the loud people. Im starving
Your blankets are not drunk friendly
heres the thing, we have 120 cans of beer left in the fridge. until thats finished we cant fit food in the fridge
Make sure you have everything youll need until sunday. aka a green shirt and condoms.
Moment of the day: as we leave the restaurant, she reaches into my pocket, pulls out her panties, and angrily marches to her car. I felt like a sketchy magician.
For months it was all good and well just having sex. Now, something in me has snapped and I'm dreaming of taking turtleneck Christmas pictures with him. Fuck you, we're going out tonight. I need this.
I just want every freshman guy to know about Grindr just so I can have more options
I completely forgot about the posting of partying pics shortly after adding my gma my dad was like grandma says your all over fb but she doesn't know how to use it. Of course I'm all over her fb. She's got 6 friends I am her newsfeed
Urgent. Do not ignore. What does this "=$" shit mean. Quality foreign dick is at stake here
I owe you an apology, I was appointed captain of this sexy fuckship and I fell asleep at the helm.
Update: tequila girl had her hand down groomsmen pants
Haha! I swear, it's like I'm talking to Buddha with a slutty agenda. You are so full of wisdom.
I just didn't expect to have anal in a retail store at 9 AM on a Tuesday.
Let's do something tonight. I feel like setting things on fire.
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