i'm not a human right now. not even a dancer.
you said "tonight pinky, we take over the world" and then came in my face
How do you say "I always respond to booty calls" when you give a guy your number?
Going home with an argentinian named sulvio. Ill let you know how it goes.
Ethically speaking on a scale from 1 to morally wrong, how wrong would it be to give babies ambien? Hypothetically speaking.
We're the only two others left at work. My internal monologue is going: TAKE ME. TAKE ME NOWW. ON THE COUNTER. IN FRONT OF THE MANAGER. JUST TAKE MEEE
We should tie ourselves together anytime there is any type of alcohol involved. It's the safest way. I either end up with freshmen or weird ex bfs. You end up with a large cowboy. This is not good for us
All I need right now is some mouthwash, dignity, and security camera footage...
It's been hot as balls outside. It's like getting tea bagged by the Sun.
this st patricks day sucks
ill send jameson via bank tube 150+ miles
No. 70% of the female population would find them attractive. The other 30% are lesbian and even they would appreciate them for their strong bodies and athletic capabilities.
Security has videotape of her blowing the boss against his car. Don't they know he entire parking lot is under video surveillance?
I just overheard an "I'm going to get your dick so hard" conversation at Costco.
I signed the divorce papers. Can I get a blowjob now?
I’d say they were worth it. He screamed “your tits are fanfuckingtastic!”while he was cumming
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