everytime i listen to a chris brown song and like it i feel like i bad person
It's more exciting when they aren't single....and even better when you have to pretend that you just slept with their roommate while trying to do the walk a shame as their girlfriend comes marching into the apt.
Im not the least bit jealous of the life you lead.
How do you wash franks red hot sauce, whip cream, grapejuice and shame out of silk?
I would just throw it away. You cant just wash out shame, it has to soak for like a month.
I wish i had more things to dip in ranch... That's the most stoner thing i've ever said
I'm full of awesome ideas
Yesss you are. Im full of confusion. I keep finding peanut butter on my legs...
Also, do you think you think his dick is perfect bc you loved him? Or is it actually perfect?
Pavlovs bj experiment 2012. Welcome to the program.
I was thinking that, but I'm not sure the proper etiquette on asking about someone's nipple rings. Even if you did see them and compliment them once.
I have to stop letting him stay all weekend. I feel like a cored apple.
Woke up in your shoes. Please tell me you woke up in mine
Sam was like the mother fucking Moses of drunk and underage kids and he lead them to safety away from the cops. He's a hero that we deserve.
Whatever. I'll take my new fine ass dick sucking nails elsewhere.
Pretty sure one of my drivers stopped to get laid while he was delivering a pizza. Is it appropriate to give him a write-up AND a high-five?
How is someone going to pee on the floor two days in a row? Fuck this place.
I can guarantee he will smoke me out and I won't feel bad about it because he gets to touch my butt.
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