TYLER... glimpse of last night: leather chaps, guacamole dip, a jump rope, spray paint, and rhinestone studded pajamas.
i think you have the wrong number... but your story sounds delightful.
Funny, I didnt know that facebook statuses were for crappy song lyrics
I understand Curling. That high.
He doesn't fuck you and he's married, why do you keep letting him cum all over your stomach?
In the hopes he'll just put it in one day?
I think im drinking tonight later on...which is good cuz i walked pass the liquor aisle the other day and i swear i heard a kid call me a pussy
And when we woke up we made beer pancakes. Great start to a family picture day.
Everyone was passed out so I turned off the lights and locked all the doors. I also took the chicken sandwich in the microwave as payment.
There was a pumpkin carving contest and we carved a very realistic dick about to penetrate a vagina. Our Christian Youth hosts were not happy.
Drink a bottle I wine by yourself? Treat yo self
no body wants to do anything today cause it's too cold, but a guy can only masturbate so many times a day. Ya know
Is it illegal to hookup with your fathers god child?
Guy in my class today said, "I'm pretty sure you think about beer 95% of the time."
You kept flirting with some guy while I was throwing up on the sidewalk, and I screamed YOU DON'T LIKE MEN
Although the guy I'm messing around with just offered to let me be his rich brother's sugar baby
My boss spotted an injured PIGEON outside the front door this morning (at 3:30am) and requested that I catch it and take it to the vet. Catch it with what! Take it where!These requests have gone too far...
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