Greg found me on xtube. Who knew random hook ups would leave their web cams on and upload it. At least it shows off big penis.
Lets go to the mall and pick up some fat chicks and take them out tonight so we can be the skinny friends
i spent my evening searching "the sims having sex" on youtube
we're no longer friends
My low point of the night was when my roommate spit out her jello shot and i took it...
we fucked to don't stop believing. most epic sex EVER.
She tried to wake me up by touching my dick. I kept pretending to be asleep.
It took 5 minutes to find my bra.. in his car.
Why is everyone in the bowling alley looking at me like i'm a prostitute just because I have bunny ears on?
Vom Wallet is no more. We now boldly enter a responsible, adult era where we will not throw up liquor onto ourselves.
Hung over and there is no way in the world I can make this mess look good today. Only solution is to stay drunk.
I mean he did ask and he said it's cold out but i didn't realize we were that comfortable hahaha sex is one thing but borrowing a sweatshirt?
Locking that text forever.
How drunk is she?
She's trying to French braid the dogs hair, there's no stopping her
Does having sex in an airport bathroom with a girl you just met at the bar count as the mile high club? ...no?
im going to smoke a cigarette and reflect on my life choices
I was peer pressured into smoking weed by a bunch of LGBTQ teenagers
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