My family just had an in depth argument about the meaning of chodes
You know it's an interesting night when you drunkenly scream at your boss, "You'd make a HORRIBLE OBGYN!! You're hands are ENORMOUS!"
Shes from jersey what did you expect her to say when you asked her if she did coke? Its like asking some1 from a third world country if they are hungry
Taljing aboutpenisrs w gerruly ska pops
I just finished washing your number off of my chest. I'm Bryan by the way.
Somehow I don't trust you in this state to talk to you about a colonoscopy
He left npr on the whole time when we were doing it. ironic that i lost it on the 100th anniversary of the titanic. thanks michelle norris.
Want to get drunk and look at an xray of my dick?
Been awake for 50 some odd hours. I've discovered I can spew out maaaad papers whilst coked out of my face. My roommates probably think I'm dead. Money well spent. You?
He said that he doesn't like skittles. This relationship is over an it hasn't even started yet.
Yeah we invited her back for chicken nugget sandwiches
I'm telling you, this vagina is really making the rounds lately...
Just for future reference. Do not do zumba while stoned out of your mind.
You know that we wouldn’t even be talking about all this if you would have kept your candy consumption judgement comments to yourself.
No pussy. I don't care what time of year it is you do not look tough wearing sandals. Honestly you look like a high school guidance counselor.
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