So drunk its hurt
just tell him i said nine months
I texted him to clear the air a bit, apologized if I freaked him out. No reply. So I'm gonna go ahead and fuck someone in a barn tonight.
Wow, being the totally hot and slutty looking 30 year old lady on the dance floor does NOT necessarily mean that she has skills in bed.
we've started having sober sex
you really do like him
Oh, and for future reference, telling a guy that your ass is too tight for anal is like painting a bullseye on it.
I must have drunkenly masturbated really loud last night, cause my roommate and his wife wont look at me
As I fucked him you stood outside my door screaming, "I'M NOT JUDGING YOU!" over and over.
I was judging you.
Lets just say I chased with a burrito.
I walk in and my roomie is fucking her bf while wearing lingerie and minnie mouse ears. Right in the childhood.
We need a full length mirror. I just ate it trying to look at my shoes on the toilet. But aside from a arm bruise I'm good to go
My gynaecologist hit my g-spot today by accident and for some reason I went "at least someone found it" VERY AWKWARD
remember when I lost my virginity and said I could see myself becoming a sex addict?? Well I'm pretty sure that time has come
Well I'm over here squandering a fabulous hair day and radiant complexion
Hillary said in her victory speech "We're gonna come together". I've got a lib-boner.
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