"Does your mom know how big your cock is?" Worst dirty talk I've ever had.
I don't know what part of vegas I'm in but its definately the wrong part
I'm eating mac and cheese for dinner that way when I puke later it'll be festive halloween orange.
trying to line up a DD for St Pats Day. i guarantee i will put out. or puke and pass out. really its 50/50 at this point.
Mystery solved. Def had ice creme last night. There is a melted half eaten ice creme bar next to the bed. Which had melted onto my pillow. That explains why it was in my hair too. Im a fucking sherlock holmes over here.
Valuable lesson learned: if you reach the point where you have to talk yourself in to finishing the last half of your beer, you shouldn't try.
We all make mistakes. Just lock them up deep down inside your mind so they can surface as weird sexual fantasies it takes your therapist years to decipher when your 40
And if you ever tell anyone that I have emotions ill kill you
Gonna play a drinking game called drink til I feel my emotions. The things I do so I can be a therapist
He's wearing my bra and eating a breadstick while jumping on our bed.....
Everyone's impressed that I actually got pee all over his car since I'm a girl and they're a little curious..
He kept telling me that it stood for Sex Utility Vehicle
as a self proclaimed hoe im ok with a lotta things but that is not fucking one of them
I don't wanna be 33 that's when Jesus died
Is 6 weeks really a benchmark now?
Ask me in 6 more weeks, when they're in a bisexual polycule.
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