update: the house isnt on fire anymore, but he is still pissing on all your stuff.
the house was on fire??
shit I thought I told you.
So what's the moral of this story? Aside from 'lesbians hold grudges'?
1 stripper is 160/hr. 2 strippers is 280/hr. it would be fiscaly irresponsible to only get one.
I feel like I'm one of those people who someone looks at and thinks "how did she get into this college"
No one showed up yet so I smoked 4:20 on chatroulette with a naked chick..
I don't know if I have the sustained energy level for partying hard
Not a choice. You are mistaking my comments as options. My statements are facts. This is what is happening.
My Wonder Woman lingerie has been defiled by man. I'm a horrible Amazon.
Everyone is out there getting real jobs and I just realized I've been "washing" my clothes with fabric softener for two months.
They're magnificent. It's like god made her last but hadn't fulfilled his boob quota.
It's acceptable to bring him back to my parents house and fuck on the couch right??
what do you mean i can't make cookies with a blow dryer? challenge accepted.
I thought my sex drive was gone but let me tell you it is back with a vengeance
I just remembered that before we left my house I vowed to stay fully clothed and I FAILED
I accidentally sent my mom a nude picture of my ass... she replied with how did you get that angle ?
What are you bringing to class tomorrow?
sorrow
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