I wish I still had pics from the prostitute I paid/dated
all i remember of last night is that i was drinking jameson and then NOTHING i do remember walking a dog though\nwhich is sooo fucking weird
OH MY GOD ITS COMING BACK I PUT THE DOG IN THE HOTTUB TOO
I just wanna be craddled in his arms and spoon fed applesauce..
that's the most romantic thing you've ever said.
You threw my heel at her from across the street... And hit her in the back of the head so hard she face planted into the street. I need more friends like you.
This is the first time I'm hearing this information.
You're too morally constrained. I firmly believe that you should be less concerned with how young she is and more excited by the fact that she's not jailbait by virtue of a legal technicality.
First you say "it can't get any worse" and the next thing you know you've shat yourself on Christmas Eve.
I cnant read. Cheetos goen. Help. Grt Cheetos.
I just put on my phone calendar to remind me of my final child support payment in 2029
I just found a piece of squished oatmeal cream pie in my armpit. So very sad.
Just used the handle end of a spatula to get the baggie of coke wedged between my passenger seat. Innovation points?
Nothing but goodness could come from two friends getting naked. Think of all the good advice and other things we could give to each other.
It's acceptable to bring him back to my parents house and fuck on the couch right??
My prof handed me back my essay on Lesbians in literature, gave me an A and then we had sex in her office. Told you she was gay.
Um..... I have taste. The only thing I am going to bedazzle is my vagina.
He told me my car had really nice leather seats right before he jizzed all over them.
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