if you force a hooker to have sex with you and dont pay her would it be rape or theft? something to ponder
Is there a tactful way for me to ask a girl to let me know when she gets her period?
This is some kinda fucked up sordid doggy brothel peepshow bullshit.
The pickup line "You look exactly like my sister" would only work in Arkansas...SCORE!!
I got "discovered a new religion high" last night
Just paid for that girls abortion on my dad's black card. I feel like P-Diddy.
Just found out you can rent the rollerena for 100 bucks and you can bring your own beer... when are you free this week?
you spent the night getting lap dances from a stripper with a c-section scar then ended up at a one room casino by the airport and you say you're too good to blaze and see pirahna 3d? bullshit
She said my dick tasted like a junior mint. Ive decided im using this soap the rest of my life
I didn't hate myself when I woke up today, that's improvement right?
The homeless guy who goes through my garbage cans just gave me a flyer for an AA group.
In other news, I just threw up my burrito and am currently on all fours literally crawling back to my bed
Dude. I need you to practice dancing around in your banana hamock. Party boy style. I'll call later with details.
Almost ran out to the street bowl in hand when I hear the ice cream truck pull up outside.
Everything about that text makes me proud to be your sister.
I’m a little confused...we were told by Cheeto Jesus and his minions multiple times that we would stop hearing about coronavirus the day after the election and, yet, I am still hearing about coronavirus. Is it possible they lied to us again?!?
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