ok, his religious views on facebook are madonna lyrics. we no longer have to wonder about his sexuality.
The trick is to not slur when purchasing the condoms at 3am
I think he'd cut a tree down for me. He's from North Dakota. That's something hot guys do there, right?
Did i throw a brick at someone last night?
you were passed out in your cheese fries by the time he brought out your second order of french toast.
There is a newly found video on my phone of me following you to the bathroom to watch you throw up. sorry I didn't hold your hair
Sprained my ankle at sky zone REST ICE COMPRESSION ELEVATION AND SHOTS it'll all feel better soon
if she didnt wantt to be febrezed, she shouldnt have smelled so desperate.
I am seriously thinking about wearing a blanket as a cape. So when I pass out tonight the blanket might keep me warm.
Maybe you need to change your pickup move. The "hey check these out" titty flash gets you the wrong kinda man.
no strings attached, like you could fuck him and then throw him off a building right after
So I think I've successful blown my foot off in a way that's going to make you call me an idiot.
Well. I think my red tank top is jinxed. this is now the second time it's gotten jizz on it.
I’m a lady. I promise I won’t oogle your junk when we go skinny dipping.
Is that your Nuva ring on the floor? Shit must have gotten crazy
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