whats the name of the jew you used to have sex with that lives on evergreen?
be more specific...?
I totally understand Scottish logic. No underwear+skirt=great
i feel like a thai whore the morning after the navy left.
my penis says it needs to be in something. my phonebook says its you
dude last night I threw my weed into my back yard. there is now a foot of snow. after an hour I found my weed. if I put that effort into school, i'd have a 4.0.
this is like black Friday for my dealer. I'm literally standing in line.
used foursquare to find where i am. please come get me. this is the scariest bedroom ever.
its impossible for me to find something that fits my tits my muffin top and my ass all at the same time
I thought he was joking about the hundred beer challenge until two guys showed up with a camera and boom mic. This cabin party is going to be fucked
Alright I don't know how you'll link it to me but yes I left a nearly empty 12 pack on your trunk
So it took me 20 minutes to figure out that this is the wrong blind date. I'm going to go with it, he's cute and at least it's free beer.
What's the address and code again...does anyone need anything and why is my viking helmet on the bed?
Just wanted to share my unfortunate vagina news in the hopes that it would make your vagina feel better about itself.
We are the rockettes of vaginal bleeding
at what point last night did i get this tattoo of an anchor made of dicks?
around eleven
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